forbidden-alien-fruit:

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

((All the more reason why Barbie seeks out a blue alien lol))

(( Hurrhurr~ ))

forbidden-alien-fruit:

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

((All the more reason why Barbie seeks out a blue alien lol))

(( Hurrhurr~ ))




ooc

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(( HotFlash ;D She has an identical sister for 99gems if anyone wants her. ))




missmartian23:

So my birthday is next weds and so I made myself a cake!

(All those black and gray points are spikes~)

I did the best I could anyway xD




thatcatzoey:

Aside from her face in the first gif…this is REALLY hot and I would LOVE to do this with my bf ;3;

(Source: derekisme, via chazzfox)




fanglock:

fuckingrecipes:

dinojay:

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

HOW

Gentle reminder that we all make dumb mistakes. Take a picture, laugh at yourself, and try to salvage your kitchen before the fires spread. 

How does one even catch pasta on fire

STOP JUDGING ME.

(via roxannescoffs)




[SQUEAK]

[SQUEAK]

(Source: foxxinthewind)




missmartian23:

thatfilthyanimal:

followmetoyourdoom:

demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:

Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

WE FOUND A LOOP FOR THIS LAST TIME WHAT WA-

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ah yes

Hal it is ;D

I think the house shook from my laughter.




music-man-writes-bad-lyrics:

scowlofjustice:

mightyfandoms:

Click and drag!

(x)

((I just got “your fave mythological figure”  … “being Freddie Mercury”))

((Wonder Woman … Competing at the Olympics))

(( your favorite underrated superhero has an animal mutation

ohgod ))




dani-kin:

So big news on the job front!   I got called to schedule a second interview for that job in Madison that I REALLY REALLY want!   This will be in person in Madison but it isn’t until May 19th….. *sigh*   God I want this job.  I need to get out of here.  I just feel bored and antsy with everything now.  I hate how long they’re making me wait between interviews.   Almost another month, but at least they called me in a week.  They said it would be three weeks. 

(( Congrats! Tho goddamn in the time its beeen taking them you could’ve learned a second language lol ))




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mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

"Neither can I, to tell the truth," Mykaal admitted, a bit shyly. These past months had been long and hard on him, too, not just because of the illness. Though he hadn’t had the strength to act on his needs, he’d felt them strongly, nonetheless. He bent down to give his heartmate another deep kiss, hungrier than the others, and he gave a little gasping sigh when he broke it. "What would you think about moving over to the bed? For a proper cuddle," he added quickly. He was up to touching and kissing and snuggling, but he wasn’t about to risk the anger of two Ritchis and a Minion by pushing for more.

[He snorts with Mykaal’s quick addition, reluctantly sitting up and standing, taking a moment to stretch.] Mmf. That sounds nice. It’s been kinda a long morning for me, honestly…

As he stood up, more slowly and carefully, but without shaking and trembling, Mykaal nodded. “For both of us. But thank you, for understanding about Alfred — and especially for this.” He held up the hand with the ring, then on impulse, he reached out and pulled his lover to him, rubbing their foreheads against each other, pouring out all his feelings of love and gratitude even as he gave him the tightest and warmest hug he could manage.

[He smiles from ear to ear and happily returns the nuzzles, and the tight, loving hug.] You’re welcome. I’m happy you like it~.

"I love it," Mykaal said softly, reveling the happy nuzzles. "Almost as much as I love you."




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mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

"Neither can I, to tell the truth," Mykaal admitted, a bit shyly. These past months had been long and hard on him, too, not just because of the illness. Though he hadn’t had the strength to act on his needs, he’d felt them strongly, nonetheless. He bent down to give his heartmate another deep kiss, hungrier than the others, and he gave a little gasping sigh when he broke it. "What would you think about moving over to the bed? For a proper cuddle," he added quickly. He was up to touching and kissing and snuggling, but he wasn’t about to risk the anger of two Ritchis and a Minion by pushing for more.

[He snorts with Mykaal’s quick addition, reluctantly sitting up and standing, taking a moment to stretch.] Mmf. That sounds nice. It’s been kinda a long morning for me, honestly…

As he stood up, more slowly and carefully, but without shaking and trembling, Mykaal nodded. “For both of us. But thank you, for understanding about Alfred — and especially for this.” He held up the hand with the ring, then on impulse, he reached out and pulled his lover to him, rubbing their foreheads against each other, pouring out all his feelings of love and gratitude even as he gave him the tightest and warmest hug he could manage.

[He smiles from ear to ear and happily returns the nuzzles, and the tight, loving hug.] You’re welcome. I’m happy you like it~.




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mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

Mykaal felt every bit of that reaction, and he could also feel his own blush brightening. “I th—thought you might enjoy it — at least as much as I would. Especially if we can… enjoy it together. With me a lot stronger and healthier than I am now.” He waggled his eyebrows, quite sure that the younger alien would get his meaning.

[He licks his lips, wiggling his eyebrows a little.] Mmhmmhm~… I do. I can’t wait~.

"Neither can I, to tell the truth," Mykaal admitted, a bit shyly. These past months had been long and hard on him, too, not just because of the illness. Though he hadn’t had the strength to act on his needs, he’d felt them strongly, nonetheless. He bent down to give his heartmate another deep kiss, hungrier than the others, and he gave a little gasping sigh when he broke it. "What would you think about moving over to the bed? For a proper cuddle," he added quickly. He was up to touching and kissing and snuggling, but he wasn’t about to risk the anger of two Ritchis and a Minion by pushing for more.

[He snorts with Mykaal’s quick addition, reluctantly sitting up and standing, taking a moment to stretch.] Mmf. That sounds nice. It’s been kinda a long morning for me, honestly…




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mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

"Oh, I’m sure she’ll want them! I told you, she’s teased me about wanting to watch us together, but I know that she’s not really teasing — she means it. She wants to join us when you’re ready for that, and until then, she’d love having this!” His grin turned to a lascivious smirk. “And if we get Alfred to give us all his recordings, we might just find some of her and me that you’d enjoy…” He blushed as he said that, but because it felt exciting more than embarrassing.

[He blushes even harder at that. Oh god. Roxanne and Mykaal. Roxanne and Mykaal naked. Roxanne and Mykaal fucking. He felt like his brain short-circuited briefly as he sputtered out,] T-that… that would be fun…!

Mykaal felt every bit of that reaction, and he could also feel his own blush brightening. “I th—thought you might enjoy it — at least as much as I would. Especially if we can… enjoy it together. With me a lot stronger and healthier than I am now.” He waggled his eyebrows, quite sure that the younger alien would get his meaning.

[He licks his lips, wiggling his eyebrows a little.] Mmhmmhm~… I do. I can’t wait~.




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mykaal:

your-evil-overlord:

mykaal:

Mykaal bit his lower lip and he grinned back. “All those videos Alfred took of us. How about if when you come here next weekend, we look through them and put together a… select collection to give Roxanne as a birthday present? Something she can enjoy on those long, lonely nights away from home…?”

[His face purples brightly at that idea, though he can’t deny the mischievous grin on his face.] That;s„, that’s hot. You really think she’d want them?

"Oh, I’m sure she’ll want them! I told you, she’s teased me about wanting to watch us together, but I know that she’s not really teasing — she means it. She wants to join us when you’re ready for that, and until then, she’d love having this!” His grin turned to a lascivious smirk. “And if we get Alfred to give us all his recordings, we might just find some of her and me that you’d enjoy…” He blushed as he said that, but because it felt exciting more than embarrassing.

[He blushes even harder at that. Oh god. Roxanne and Mykaal. Roxanne and Mykaal naked. Roxanne and Mykaal fucking. He felt like his brain short-circuited briefly as he sputtered out,] T-that… that would be fun…!




dreamberks:

In case you haven’t heard, I’m putting together a DreamWorks appreciation video! Click here for details :)

(via missmartian23)




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