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"Who do you want to see them?” Harrison replied wickedly.  “Because I could have them on half the gossip sites all over the world in a matter of minutes but I was just planning to send them to Wayne and Mykaal.  Then again I’ve always liked being a little blue cocktease.”  He bats his eyelashes coyly, the innocent effect totally ruined by his naughty smirk.

Hm, no— I say let’s get their opinion on it first. [He nods with feigned interest in the idea of gossip websites.] 

"Well before we share the pictures we need to take the pictures," Harrison said standing and extending a hand to pull Megamind to his feet.   He swings an arm around his friend’s shoulder and leans his head against Megamind’s.   "Smile for the camera darling," he said, extending his hand to take some selfies.  

[He gives an evil grin for the camera with lidded eyes. Once it’s taken he glances over to Harrison.] So what did you mean by “sexy blue selfies”…? Or was that it?

Harrison raises an eyebrow.  ”Do you have a particular pose in mind?  Because I’m open to most any proposition or position,” he purrs.  

I… I have no idea. I really haven’t taken many “sexy selfies” [He air-quotes, amused.] …but perhaps you have suggestions?




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"I thought you told me that you and Lady didn’t ‘go all the way’?" Harrison asked, making air quotes.  "And I think we look fantastic.   In fact….."  He reaches for his phone.   "We should do sexy blue selfies."  He wiggles his eyebrows at Megamind.

We went er, far enough…! [When Harrison suggests selfies, he blinks before flashing a toothy grin.] And just who exactly would be seeing these…?

"Who do you want to see them?” Harrison replied wickedly.  “Because I could have them on half the gossip sites all over the world in a matter of minutes but I was just planning to send them to Wayne and Mykaal.  Then again I’ve always liked being a little blue cocktease.”  He bats his eyelashes coyly, the innocent effect totally ruined by his naughty smirk.

Hm, no— I say let’s get their opinion on it first. [He nods with feigned interest in the idea of gossip websites.] 

"Well before we share the pictures we need to take the pictures," Harrison said standing and extending a hand to pull Megamind to his feet.   He swings an arm around his friend’s shoulder and leans his head against Megamind’s.   "Smile for the camera darling," he said, extending his hand to take some selfies.  

[He gives an evil grin for the camera with lidded eyes. Once it’s taken he glances over to Harrison.] So what did you mean by “sexy blue selfies”…? Or was that it?




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Yes…?? [He smiles uncomfortably.] I did have other uh, “partners” before Mykaal, you know. [He focuses on the fruit spear in his drink and plucks it, pulling off a wedge of pineapple with his teeth and eating it.]

"I thought you told me that you and Lady didn’t ‘go all the way’?" Harrison asked, making air quotes.  "And I think we look fantastic.   In fact….."  He reaches for his phone.   "We should do sexy blue selfies."  He wiggles his eyebrows at Megamind.

We went er, far enough…! [When Harrison suggests selfies, he blinks before flashing a toothy grin.] And just who exactly would be seeing these…?

"Who do you want to see them?” Harrison replied wickedly.  “Because I could have them on half the gossip sites all over the world in a matter of minutes but I was just planning to send them to Wayne and Mykaal.  Then again I’ve always liked being a little blue cocktease.”  He bats his eyelashes coyly, the innocent effect totally ruined by his naughty smirk.

Hm, no— I say let’s get their opinion on it first. [He nods with feigned interest in the idea of gossip websites.] 




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Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right… I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning… The very beginning!

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Bring Your Supervillain to Work Day

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[He is NOT used to being looked at while so exposed, and he resists the very loud urge to pull his legs up and hide his stomach.] Y-yes, [He stares into his drink shyly.] I try to keep in shape. I can’t risk getting too large and not fitting into any of my costumes anymore!

"Oh pffft," Harrison replies.  "You don’t have to worry about getting fat, and you always look fantastic in the costumes.  It’s just a shame that no one gets to see what’s underneath ‘em!"  He pokes his fruit spear in Megamind’s general direction.  "I mean, besides Minion and Mykaal, has anyone ever seen you like this?"

Yes…?? [He smiles uncomfortably.] I did have other uh, “partners” before Mykaal, you know. [He focuses on the fruit spear in his drink and plucks it, pulling off a wedge of pineapple with his teeth and eating it.]

"I thought you told me that you and Lady didn’t ‘go all the way’?" Harrison asked, making air quotes.  "And I think we look fantastic.   In fact….."  He reaches for his phone.   "We should do sexy blue selfies."  He wiggles his eyebrows at Megamind.

We went er, far enough…! [When Harrison suggests selfies, he blinks before flashing a toothy grin.] And just who exactly would be seeing these…?




ooc: catching up, too!

(( I apologize for my never-ending distance from this blog. Life, etc. Like mykaal, I’m going to try to fill in the blanks from the last few months.

  • Assume Megamind has been randomly attacking Metro Man with various machines and inventions this entire time. I know we don’t really play this out often, but just pretend it happens. It’s always a thing! For the record, nope, all of his attempts still fail.
  • There is now an underground pool built within the basement level of the Evil Lair. Megamind tore down his old bedroom for this, since he’s been sleeping in Mykaal’s bed anyway. This was heavily delayed due to complications of the ground floor being covered in too many heavy machines, but between evil projects, this was primarily built by the brainbots, following his instructions of course! Mykaal has not seen this just yet, Megamind has been hiding it as a surprise. The entrance is the same as Megamind’s old underground bedroom.
  • Oh and, assume Megamind and Mykaal are boinking regularly. Always. I don’t think they actually know how to tone it down outside of when one of them is ill. :P Which isn’t often.
  • Megamind (totally legally almost sort of) bought an albino hedgehog. This one is male and he’s been trying to get Spike to mate with it, but no luck. Spike doesn’t seem to like this one and it’s left Megamind very frustrated. I’m still picking a name, hold tight on that.
  • He still wants to mindlessly bang Barbie into the goddamn ground but distractions are a pain. Rex is also getting in the way, which Megamind owes him a very… pleasant visit for.
  • Assume lots of visits with Harrison, as well as many drunk nights and morning hangovers.
  • Minion’s snake is still on the loose in the lair, last I checked. Megamind hasn’t run into it (yet) and assumes it died. Prays it died, really.
  • Megamind is on very uncomfortable speaking/friendly terms with Wayne outside of battle. He’s still really unsure about it, but secretly is fanboying over being able to actually hang out with his rival.

I can’t think of much else, but if I find something I’ll add more to this after work tonight n.n Also pinging you guys because relevant: justiceisanoncorrosivemetal mykaal dark-blue-mondays forbidden-alien-fruit detective-phideaux-rex ))




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ooc meme thing

(( I wasn’t tagged by anyone I’m just an impatient asshole. :D ))

Name of your muse: Megamind

One picture you like best of your muse’s fc.

Two headcanons you have for your muse that you never told anyone.

  • Megamind really wants to breed and own an army of hedgehogs for some unexplainable reason. I think he’s making up for not growing up with live pets.
  • He still faps to thoughts of his exes now and then.


Three things that your muse loves doing in their free time

  • Video games. Especially addictive shit like Robot Unicorn Attack and variations of Flappy Bird. (He also owns a Wii!)
  • Building tons of crazy shit. Usually robots.
  • Mykaal. ;D


Four people that your muse loves.

  • Minion
  • Mykaal
  • Harrison
  • Warden (He won’t admit it, but yeah. Adoptive father feels.)


Three fond childhood memories.

  • Causing the explosion in the schoolhouse.
  • Various escapes from prison, including all the failed attempts.
  • "Family" times with Minion and Warden.


Two things your muse regrets.

  • Rapunzel’s death.
  • Being unable to defeat Metro Man under normal conditions. (He refuses to accept a win when Metro Man is affected by other outside forces.)


One thing they’d go through heaven or hell to save/change.

  • His home planet.


Tag ten people to do the same thing:

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[Megamind nearly spits his drink back into the glass, then swallows hard. His face lights up from that.] I-I suppose so, yes? I mean… I’ve tried, but no matter how much I worked out I could never get muscle like that… It’s certainly uh, impressive.

Harrison suppresses a laugh at his friend’s spastic awkwardness.  ”I know what you mean,” he says as he takes the skewer of fruit out of his drink. He nibbles off a wedge of pineapple and then begins gesturing with it.  ”It doesn’t matter how much weights I lift, I just can’t get biceps like that!  I think our species just isn’t capable.  But we both seem to be doing well on the abs.”  He looks his friend up and down approvingly.  There isn’t much space to hide his body under those borrowed little swim trunks.  

[He is NOT used to being looked at while so exposed, and he resists the very loud urge to pull his legs up and hide his stomach.] Y-yes, [He stares into his drink shyly.] I try to keep in shape. I can’t risk getting too large and not fitting into any of my costumes anymore!

"Oh pffft," Harrison replies.  "You don’t have to worry about getting fat, and you always look fantastic in the costumes.  It’s just a shame that no one gets to see what’s underneath ‘em!"  He pokes his fruit spear in Megamind’s general direction.  "I mean, besides Minion and Mykaal, has anyone ever seen you like this?"

Yes…?? [He smiles uncomfortably.] I did have other uh, “partners” before Mykaal, you know. [He focuses on the fruit spear in his drink and plucks it, pulling off a wedge of pineapple with his teeth and eating it.]




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[Megamind is grateful for the subject change, considering that he’s dying from embarrassment. He’s quick to take the drink from the tray, swirling the skewer a little before drinking an impressive amount in one go. Maybe Harrison won’t notice. He needs it if this conversation returns to their previous discussion!]

Ahhh yes. Anytime you need an excuse, you know where to find me~. [He leans back on his chair, crossing his legs.] 

"Right now I just want to find some of this pizza…" Harrison says as he opens the box and takes out a slice as the stewart disappears back into the cabin.  "Are you into muscles too or is that just a me thing?  Because god, I love it when Wayne flexes.  I swear I could cum just from watching his rippling biceps…."

[Megamind nearly spits his drink back into the glass, then swallows hard. His face lights up from that.] I-I suppose so, yes? I mean… I’ve tried, but no matter how much I worked out I could never get muscle like that… It’s certainly uh, impressive.

Harrison suppresses a laugh at his friend’s spastic awkwardness.  ”I know what you mean,” he says as he takes the skewer of fruit out of his drink. He nibbles off a wedge of pineapple and then begins gesturing with it.  ”It doesn’t matter how much weights I lift, I just can’t get biceps like that!  I think our species just isn’t capable.  But we both seem to be doing well on the abs.”  He looks his friend up and down approvingly.  There isn’t much space to hide his body under those borrowed little swim trunks.  

[He is NOT used to being looked at while so exposed, and he resists the very loud urge to pull his legs up and hide his stomach.] Y-yes, [He stares into his drink shyly.] I try to keep in shape. I can’t risk getting too large and not fitting into any of my costumes anymore!




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"Whoa there pet, dial it down," Harrison said, trying his best to be soothing.   He rubbed some sunscreen on his stomach, his blue hands working it down to the waistband of his skimpy shorts.  

"It just sounds like circular logic to me.  Neither of you said anything because it wouldn’t happen and it wouldn’t happen because neither of you said anything.  You both were too shy to make a move, it happens."  He shrugs.  At least it seems to happen to other people.    

I’m not shy about it! [He protests, grabbing the bottle of lotion and trying to squirt more into his hand. The bottle just blows air at him with an awkward sputtery sound, and he shakes it to knock the lotion down and out.] He’s attractive, and everyone knows that. You’d have to be blind to not see it! The whole city thinks so. I’m no different, I suppose… 

"You don’t have to tell me that," Harrison replied with a laugh.  "I know I hit the jackpot, mmm all those muscles…."  He licks his lips playfully. 

At that moment a stewart appears in a crisp white uniform with a shining silver tray.  On it is two very fruity and very alcoholic drinks, complete with fruit on a skewer and tiny umbrellas.  Harrison takes one from the tray.   He takes a long sip and then lets out a refreshed “ahhh!”

"Now this is the life!" the blue man says, as he stretches out on one of the deck chairs.  ”I’m glad you convinced me to play hookey.”

[Megamind is grateful for the subject change, considering that he’s dying from embarrassment. He’s quick to take the drink from the tray, swirling the skewer a little before drinking an impressive amount in one go. Maybe Harrison won’t notice. He needs it if this conversation returns to their previous discussion!]

Ahhh yes. Anytime you need an excuse, you know where to find me~. [He leans back on his chair, crossing his legs.] 

"Right now I just want to find some of this pizza…" Harrison says as he opens the box and takes out a slice as the stewart disappears back into the cabin.  "Are you into muscles too or is that just a me thing?  Because god, I love it when Wayne flexes.  I swear I could cum just from watching his rippling biceps…."

[Megamind nearly spits his drink back into the glass, then swallows hard. His face lights up from that.] I-I suppose so, yes? I mean… I’ve tried, but no matter how much I worked out I could never get muscle like that… It’s certainly uh, impressive.




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"I’m not attacking you," Harrison clarified, putting up both hands.   "I’m just trying to understand."  He reaches for the lotion and begins rubbing it onto his blue pecs.  "So how come you freak out every time he accidentally touches you?  If I had a crush on someone and they were feeling me up, I’d be elated!"

[Megamind sounds increasingly irritated— bitter, even.] Because there’s. no. point. It wasn’t going to happen, and it’s still not going to happen!

"Whoa there pet, dial it down," Harrison said, trying his best to be soothing.   He rubbed some sunscreen on his stomach, his blue hands working it down to the waistband of his skimpy shorts.  

"It just sounds like circular logic to me.  Neither of you said anything because it wouldn’t happen and it wouldn’t happen because neither of you said anything.  You both were too shy to make a move, it happens."  He shrugs.  At least it seems to happen to other people.    

I’m not shy about it! [He protests, grabbing the bottle of lotion and trying to squirt more into his hand. The bottle just blows air at him with an awkward sputtery sound, and he shakes it to knock the lotion down and out.] He’s attractive, and everyone knows that. You’d have to be blind to not see it! The whole city thinks so. I’m no different, I suppose… 

"You don’t have to tell me that," Harrison replied with a laugh.  "I know I hit the jackpot, mmm all those muscles…."  He licks his lips playfully. 

At that moment a stewart appears in a crisp white uniform with a shining silver tray.  On it is two very fruity and very alcoholic drinks, complete with fruit on a skewer and tiny umbrellas.  Harrison takes one from the tray.   He takes a long sip and then lets out a refreshed “ahhh!”

"Now this is the life!" the blue man says, as he stretches out on one of the deck chairs.  ”I’m glad you convinced me to play hookey.”

[Megamind is grateful for the subject change, considering that he’s dying from embarrassment. He’s quick to take the drink from the tray, swirling the skewer a little before drinking an impressive amount in one go. Maybe Harrison won’t notice. He needs it if this conversation returns to their previous discussion!]

Ahhh yes. Anytime you need an excuse, you know where to find me~. [He leans back on his chair, crossing his legs.] 




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Bring Your Supervillain to Work Day

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"Why not?  I mean, why not try to act them out?  Were you worried it would ruin the Game or were you just shy?" Harrison asked, head cocked.  He can’t imagine wanting someone like that for that long and not even making a move.  

[He groans in annoyance, loudly. This is uncomfortable!] I… don’t know, okay?! For once, yeah, I don’t know…! I guess the Game, yeah. I never really thought about this before. But it was probably that. I guess. [He’s rambling, but he’s a little too embarrassed to go silent.]

"I’m not attacking you," Harrison clarified, putting up both hands.   "I’m just trying to understand."  He reaches for the lotion and begins rubbing it onto his blue pecs.  "So how come you freak out every time he accidentally touches you?  If I had a crush on someone and they were feeling me up, I’d be elated!"

[Megamind sounds increasingly irritated— bitter, even.] Because there’s. no. point. It wasn’t going to happen, and it’s still not going to happen!

"Whoa there pet, dial it down," Harrison said, trying his best to be soothing.   He rubbed some sunscreen on his stomach, his blue hands working it down to the waistband of his skimpy shorts.  

"It just sounds like circular logic to me.  Neither of you said anything because it wouldn’t happen and it wouldn’t happen because neither of you said anything.  You both were too shy to make a move, it happens."  He shrugs.  At least it seems to happen to other people.    

I’m not shy about it! [He protests, grabbing the bottle of lotion and trying to squirt more into his hand. The bottle just blows air at him with an awkward sputtery sound, and he shakes it to knock the lotion down and out.] He’s attractive, and everyone knows that. You’d have to be blind to not see it! The whole city thinks so. I’m no different, I suppose… 




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