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your-evil-overlord:

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Harrison grins, knowing Megamind can’t see him.  ”And trying to impress each other by flirting with banter seems like part of the Game.  To me at least.”  He shrugged his oiled shoulders.  ”Like I said, it isn’t a problem.  I know it’s just a little crush.  There’s nothing wrong with having some spank fodder after all,” he added nonchalantly.   

[He glares in embarrassment, not that Harrison can see him. He works his way down the other aliens back as he responds quietly.] …Why are you pushing this now?

That stops Harrison for a moment.  He certainly hadn’t intended to bring this up and usually he just settles for teasing Megamind and moving on. Why does it feel different this time.   

He twists to face Megamind.  ”I’m not trying to push anything.  I would just like you to be honest about it.  I mean, I suppose I am going to marry Wayne soon and I know you two have been working on being friends.  I’d just like to have all the cards on the table.”

[His hands stop as he looks back at him with the slightest hint of fear in his bright green eyes. He thinks it over, repeatedly, trying to think of the proper response. To his knowledge, it’s okay to trust Harrison with something like this. For all he knows, Harrison may have overheard something about this very thing between he and Mykaal in the videos he accidentally saw. He looks away and sighs,] I… I’ve had fantasies. That’s it. I’ve never thought to try to act them out. Ever. [He hopes like hell he’s not blushing, but he knows he MUST be.] …There. Happy? 

"Why not?  I mean, why not try to act them out?  Were you worried it would ruin the Game or were you just shy?" Harrison asked, head cocked.  He can’t imagine wanting someone like that for that long and not even making a move.  

[He groans in annoyance, loudly. This is uncomfortable!] I… don’t know, okay?! For once, yeah, I don’t know…! I guess the Game, yeah. I never really thought about this before. But it was probably that. I guess. [He’s rambling, but he’s a little too embarrassed to go silent.]




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your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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[Megamind growls to himself, slumping a little.] Why are you so convinced of this?!

Harrison considers this for a moment.  ”Because I’ve seen you two together, in person and in older video footage.  You two clearly have chemistry.  Your face lights up as soon he arrives and you clearly relish the banter.  I know he does too.  And it seems like more than just rivalry to me….. it seems like flirting.”   He finishes up the back of Megamind’s arms, then turns around.  ”Now do me.”

[After Harrison turns around, Megamind chews his lip, unsure if this is a conversation he really wants to continue. With the other alien facing away from him, it’s a little easier. But only a little.]

[He turns towards the other alien and reaches for the sunscreen, squirting some into his hands and beginning to rub it into Harrison’s shoulders.]  That’s not my intention. My intention is— as always has been— defeating him. I enjoy the Game.

Harrison grins, knowing Megamind can’t see him.  ”And trying to impress each other by flirting with banter seems like part of the Game.  To me at least.”  He shrugged his oiled shoulders.  ”Like I said, it isn’t a problem.  I know it’s just a little crush.  There’s nothing wrong with having some spank fodder after all,” he added nonchalantly.   

[He glares in embarrassment, not that Harrison can see him. He works his way down the other aliens back as he responds quietly.] …Why are you pushing this now?

That stops Harrison for a moment.  He certainly hadn’t intended to bring this up and usually he just settles for teasing Megamind and moving on. Why does it feel different this time.   

He twists to face Megamind.  ”I’m not trying to push anything.  I would just like you to be honest about it.  I mean, I suppose I am going to marry Wayne soon and I know you two have been working on being friends.  I’d just like to have all the cards on the table.”

[His hands stop as he looks back at him with the slightest hint of fear in his bright green eyes. He thinks it over, repeatedly, trying to think of the proper response. To his knowledge, it’s okay to trust Harrison with something like this. For all he knows, Harrison may have overheard something about this very thing between he and Mykaal in the videos he accidentally saw. He looks away and sighs,] I… I’ve had fantasies. That’s it. I’ve never thought to try to act them out. Ever. [He hopes like hell he’s not blushing, but he knows he MUST be.] …There. Happy? 




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your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

I do not! [He growls out defensively, his back muscles back tensing under Harrison’s hands.] That’s absurd, ungh.

Harrison continues rubbing, working his way down Megamind’s spine.  ”It’s not a problem, I’m not mad about it or anything.  It’s fine.  It’s not like I think you’re trying to steal him away from me,” he snorts.  

[Megamind growls to himself, slumping a little.] Why are you so convinced of this?!

Harrison considers this for a moment.  ”Because I’ve seen you two together, in person and in older video footage.  You two clearly have chemistry.  Your face lights up as soon he arrives and you clearly relish the banter.  I know he does too.  And it seems like more than just rivalry to me….. it seems like flirting.”   He finishes up the back of Megamind’s arms, then turns around.  ”Now do me.”

[After Harrison turns around, Megamind chews his lip, unsure if this is a conversation he really wants to continue. With the other alien facing away from him, it’s a little easier. But only a little.]

[He turns towards the other alien and reaches for the sunscreen, squirting some into his hands and beginning to rub it into Harrison’s shoulders.]  That’s not my intention. My intention is— as always has been— defeating him. I enjoy the Game.

Harrison grins, knowing Megamind can’t see him.  ”And trying to impress each other by flirting with banter seems like part of the Game.  To me at least.”  He shrugged his oiled shoulders.  ”Like I said, it isn’t a problem.  I know it’s just a little crush.  There’s nothing wrong with having some spank fodder after all,” he added nonchalantly.   

[He glares in embarrassment, not that Harrison can see him. He works his way down the other aliens back as he responds quietly.] …Why are you pushing this now?




hedgehogsofasgard:

These two adorable hoglets from A Gentleman’s Hedgehog are enjoying their first day outside!




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Red Velvet :D

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Bring Your Supervillain to Work Day

dark-blue-mondays:

your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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"My obsession with what?" Harrison asks innocently as he begins rubbing the lotion into Megamind’s shoulders.  "The obvious flirting that passes for banter between you two?"

[He rolls his eyes, trying to focus more on the soothing shoulder rubs than his annoyance.] I have no idea where you would even get that idea. Clearly you have no taste for proper banter.

"Oh come on," Harrison scoffs, reaching for the bottle to get more lotion as he works his way down his friend’s back.  "It’s just the two of us.  You can drop the act.  I know you have a little crush on him.”

I do not! [He growls out defensively, his back muscles back tensing under Harrison’s hands.] That’s absurd, ungh.

Harrison continues rubbing, working his way down Megamind’s spine.  ”It’s not a problem, I’m not mad about it or anything.  It’s fine.  It’s not like I think you’re trying to steal him away from me,” he snorts.  

[Megamind growls to himself, slumping a little.] Why are you so convinced of this?!

Harrison considers this for a moment.  ”Because I’ve seen you two together, in person and in older video footage.  You two clearly have chemistry.  Your face lights up as soon he arrives and you clearly relish the banter.  I know he does too.  And it seems like more than just rivalry to me….. it seems like flirting.”   He finishes up the back of Megamind’s arms, then turns around.  ”Now do me.”

[After Harrison turns around, Megamind chews his lip, unsure if this is a conversation he really wants to continue. With the other alien facing away from him, it’s a little easier. But only a little.]

[He turns towards the other alien and reaches for the sunscreen, squirting some into his hands and beginning to rub it into Harrison’s shoulders.]  That’s not my intention. My intention is— as always has been— defeating him. I enjoy the Game.




Bring Your Supervillain to Work Day

dark-blue-mondays:

your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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Harrison bursts out laughing.  ”Well I was going to work my way down your back!”  He shakes his head.  ”Turn around and stop being such a big baby!  I swear I have no intentions on your virtue.  At least not without letting Wayne watch.”  He wiggles his eyebrows.  

[He is in nothing but swim shorts. Like hell if he needs someone else touching his neck right now!]

Unghh… [He huffs, turning his back to the other alien and letting his hands fall back into his lap.] What’s with your obsession with that?

"My obsession with what?" Harrison asks innocently as he begins rubbing the lotion into Megamind’s shoulders.  "The obvious flirting that passes for banter between you two?"

[He rolls his eyes, trying to focus more on the soothing shoulder rubs than his annoyance.] I have no idea where you would even get that idea. Clearly you have no taste for proper banter.

"Oh come on," Harrison scoffs, reaching for the bottle to get more lotion as he works his way down his friend’s back.  "It’s just the two of us.  You can drop the act.  I know you have a little crush on him.”

I do not! [He growls out defensively, his back muscles back tensing under Harrison’s hands.] That’s absurd, ungh.

Harrison continues rubbing, working his way down Megamind’s spine.  ”It’s not a problem, I’m not mad about it or anything.  It’s fine.  It’s not like I think you’re trying to steal him away from me,” he snorts.  

[Megamind growls to himself, slumping a little.] Why are you so convinced of this?!




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dark-blue-mondays:

your-evil-overlord:

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"If I don’t use a ton of sunscreen, I look like a grape," Harrison pronounces, wrinkling his nose.   He squirts a generous amount into his hands and reaches for Megamind’s neck. 

Hmm. … GAH!! [He shrieks as he feels Harrison touching his neck, his spine going straight as a rod as he clamps his hands around his own neck, blocking Harrison’s.] I can do that…! I thought you said “back”?!

Harrison bursts out laughing.  ”Well I was going to work my way down your back!”  He shakes his head.  ”Turn around and stop being such a big baby!  I swear I have no intentions on your virtue.  At least not without letting Wayne watch.”  He wiggles his eyebrows.  

[He is in nothing but swim shorts. Like hell if he needs someone else touching his neck right now!]

Unghh… [He huffs, turning his back to the other alien and letting his hands fall back into his lap.] What’s with your obsession with that?

"My obsession with what?" Harrison asks innocently as he begins rubbing the lotion into Megamind’s shoulders.  "The obvious flirting that passes for banter between you two?"

[He rolls his eyes, trying to focus more on the soothing shoulder rubs than his annoyance.] I have no idea where you would even get that idea. Clearly you have no taste for proper banter.

"Oh come on," Harrison scoffs, reaching for the bottle to get more lotion as he works his way down his friend’s back.  "It’s just the two of us.  You can drop the act.  I know you have a little crush on him.”

I do not! [He growls out defensively, his back muscles back tensing under Harrison’s hands.] That’s absurd, ungh.




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mintleaftea:

A super villain with background music and lights and choreographed minions and their partner just sort of standing to the side muttering into a headset and calling cues.

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Bring Your Supervillain to Work Day

dark-blue-mondays:

your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

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Harrison raises an eyebrow, his gaze firm.  “Yes, I will throw my money away paying for your pizza.”  He rolls his eyes.  “Come on, let’s get dressed.”

——

It doesn’t take long for the pair to slip into some of Harrison’s trendy swim trunks or to pick up a pizza which the blue businessman dutifully pays for while Megamind complains.   Soon the pair of blue men were spreading towels out on deck chairs on a very expensive yacht as the captain speed the boat out of the harbor.

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"Mmmm," Harrison said, enjoying the sun on his bare blue skin.  "This is the life.  You want me to get your back?" he asks, holding up a tube of sunscreen.

[Megamind has not a clue of the expensiveness of the boat whatsoever. Like most things, he wouldn’t have thought to ever pay to use it anyways, so the idea doesn’t occur to him at all. Questioning nothing, he sets down the still-warm pizza box on the small table and lays out one of the towels on the chair.] Do what…? [He blinks and looks at Harrison, then shrugs lightly.] Uh— sure, I guess. Why, do you burn quickly out here? [He sits down beside Harrison, not entirely facing away from him yet.] I’m usually covered up, so…

"If I don’t use a ton of sunscreen, I look like a grape," Harrison pronounces, wrinkling his nose.   He squirts a generous amount into his hands and reaches for Megamind’s neck. 

Hmm. … GAH!! [He shrieks as he feels Harrison touching his neck, his spine going straight as a rod as he clamps his hands around his own neck, blocking Harrison’s.] I can do that…! I thought you said “back”?!

Harrison bursts out laughing.  ”Well I was going to work my way down your back!”  He shakes his head.  ”Turn around and stop being such a big baby!  I swear I have no intentions on your virtue.  At least not without letting Wayne watch.”  He wiggles his eyebrows.  

[He is in nothing but swim shorts. Like hell if he needs someone else touching his neck right now!]

Unghh… [He huffs, turning his back to the other alien and letting his hands fall back into his lap.] What’s with your obsession with that?

"My obsession with what?" Harrison asks innocently as he begins rubbing the lotion into Megamind’s shoulders.  "The obvious flirting that passes for banter between you two?"

[He rolls his eyes, trying to focus more on the soothing shoulder rubs than his annoyance.] I have no idea where you would even get that idea. Clearly you have no taste for proper banter.




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your-evil-overlord:

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Harrison raises an eyebrow, his gaze firm.  “Yes, I will throw my money away paying for your pizza.”  He rolls his eyes.  “Come on, let’s get dressed.”

——

It doesn’t take long for the pair to slip into some of Harrison’s trendy swim trunks or to pick up a pizza which the blue businessman dutifully pays for while Megamind complains.   Soon the pair of blue men were spreading towels out on deck chairs on a very expensive yacht as the captain speed the boat out of the harbor.

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"Mmmm," Harrison said, enjoying the sun on his bare blue skin.  "This is the life.  You want me to get your back?" he asks, holding up a tube of sunscreen.

[Megamind has not a clue of the expensiveness of the boat whatsoever. Like most things, he wouldn’t have thought to ever pay to use it anyways, so the idea doesn’t occur to him at all. Questioning nothing, he sets down the still-warm pizza box on the small table and lays out one of the towels on the chair.] Do what…? [He blinks and looks at Harrison, then shrugs lightly.] Uh— sure, I guess. Why, do you burn quickly out here? [He sits down beside Harrison, not entirely facing away from him yet.] I’m usually covered up, so…

"If I don’t use a ton of sunscreen, I look like a grape," Harrison pronounces, wrinkling his nose.   He squirts a generous amount into his hands and reaches for Megamind’s neck. 

Hmm. … GAH!! [He shrieks as he feels Harrison touching his neck, his spine going straight as a rod as he clamps his hands around his own neck, blocking Harrison’s.] I can do that…! I thought you said “back”?!

Harrison bursts out laughing.  ”Well I was going to work my way down your back!”  He shakes his head.  ”Turn around and stop being such a big baby!  I swear I have no intentions on your virtue.  At least not without letting Wayne watch.”  He wiggles his eyebrows.  

[He is in nothing but swim shorts. Like hell if he needs someone else touching his neck right now!]

Unghh… [He huffs, turning his back to the other alien and letting his hands fall back into his lap.] What’s with your obsession with that?




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dark-blue-mondays:

your-evil-overlord:

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your-evil-overlord:

[The chest poke makes him grunt with over-exaggerated annoyance.] Oh come on…! I am NOT paying them! If you want to toss your money away so badly, you go ahead and do that!

And shorts would be nice, yes.

Harrison raises an eyebrow, his gaze firm.  “Yes, I will throw my money away paying for your pizza.”  He rolls his eyes.  “Come on, let’s get dressed.”

——

It doesn’t take long for the pair to slip into some of Harrison’s trendy swim trunks or to pick up a pizza which the blue businessman dutifully pays for while Megamind complains.   Soon the pair of blue men were spreading towels out on deck chairs on a very expensive yacht as the captain speed the boat out of the harbor.

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"Mmmm," Harrison said, enjoying the sun on his bare blue skin.  "This is the life.  You want me to get your back?" he asks, holding up a tube of sunscreen.

[Megamind has not a clue of the expensiveness of the boat whatsoever. Like most things, he wouldn’t have thought to ever pay to use it anyways, so the idea doesn’t occur to him at all. Questioning nothing, he sets down the still-warm pizza box on the small table and lays out one of the towels on the chair.] Do what…? [He blinks and looks at Harrison, then shrugs lightly.] Uh— sure, I guess. Why, do you burn quickly out here? [He sits down beside Harrison, not entirely facing away from him yet.] I’m usually covered up, so…

"If I don’t use a ton of sunscreen, I look like a grape," Harrison pronounces, wrinkling his nose.   He squirts a generous amount into his hands and reaches for Megamind’s neck. 

Hmm. … GAH!! [He shrieks as he feels Harrison touching his neck, his spine going straight as a rod as he clamps his hands around his own neck, blocking Harrison’s.] I can do that…! I thought you said “back”?!




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your-evil-overlord:

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[With a mouthful of cookies, he lets out a muffled “oooh” before swallowing.] I can’t say I’ve ever been in a boat before— er, that I didn’t steal for a villainous plan…! [He bites his lip for a moment.] You bring drinks, and I’ll bring pizza anyway for myself. There’s a shop just a few blocks over that pre-makes their pizza, already boxed and ripe for the stealing! They don’t even make a fuss when I come in~.

Harrison snorted.  ”We can pick it up on the way.  But you’ll pay for it.”  He pokes Megamind in the chest.  ”Or I will.  And you can borrow one of my swimsuits again.”

[The chest poke makes him grunt with over-exaggerated annoyance.] Oh come on…! I am NOT paying them! If you want to toss your money away so badly, you go ahead and do that!

And shorts would be nice, yes.

Harrison raises an eyebrow, his gaze firm.  “Yes, I will throw my money away paying for your pizza.”  He rolls his eyes.  “Come on, let’s get dressed.”

——

It doesn’t take long for the pair to slip into some of Harrison’s trendy swim trunks or to pick up a pizza which the blue businessman dutifully pays for while Megamind complains.   Soon the pair of blue men were spreading towels out on deck chairs on a very expensive yacht as the captain speed the boat out of the harbor.

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"Mmmm," Harrison said, enjoying the sun on his bare blue skin.  "This is the life.  You want me to get your back?" he asks, holding up a tube of sunscreen.

[Megamind has not a clue of the expensiveness of the boat whatsoever. Like most things, he wouldn’t have thought to ever pay to use it anyways, so the idea doesn’t occur to him at all. Questioning nothing, he sets down the still-warm pizza box on the small table and lays out one of the towels on the chair.] Do what…? [He blinks and looks at Harrison, then shrugs lightly.] Uh— sure, I guess. Why, do you burn quickly out here? [He sits down beside Harrison, not entirely facing away from him yet.] I’m usually covered up, so…




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(((au where everythings the same except they say bisexual when they mean bisexual)))

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♠ if you’ve ever wanted to RP angst with me
☆ if you’ve ever wanted to RP fluff with me
✚if you’ve ever wanted to RP drama with me

♔if you’ve ever wanted to RP adventure with me
﹌if you’ve ever wanted to RP crime with me
♕if you’ve ever wanted to RP a family au with me
✾if you’ve ever wanted to RP fantasy with me
★if you’ve ever wanted to RP a friendship au with me
✘if you’ve ever wanted to RP horror with me
♡if you’ve ever wanted to RP humor with me
۞if you’ve ever wanted to RP hurt/ comfort with me
♚if you’ve ever wanted to RP mystery with me
♥ if you’ve ever wanted to RP romance with me
♛if you’ve ever wanted to RP sci-fi with me
☠if you’ve ever wanted to RP supernatural (ghost, demons etc) with me
 ►if you’ve ever wanted to RP tragedy with me

((I’m half surprised crime wasn’t in the mentioned ones. XD Of the three you mentioned, we’ve done two of those before, but we’ve never done real fluff for these two. We need to remedy this.))

(( CRIME IS REALLY INEVITABLE THOUGH

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